Valentine Application

  1. are you alive
  2. do you like mozzarella sticks

(Source: babyminaj, via mewstew)

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INTP duck mom

INTP duck mom

(via thatwasntveryclever)

so hungry

too lazy to make food

Highest Scores in: Intellect; Independence; Open-mindedness
Lowest Scores in: Social Assertiveness; Dutifulness; Sensitivity
…So, surprising. 

Highest Scores in: Intellect; Independence; Open-mindedness

Lowest Scores in: Social Assertiveness; Dutifulness; Sensitivity

…So, surprising. 

sarcastic-mister-knowitall:

Dime well spent.

sarcastic-mister-knowitall:

Dime well spent.

(Source: segamurphydrive)

stuffaboutminneapolis:

Kittens at the Animal Humane Society in Golden Valley (2011)
Today seems like a good day to post old pics that I’m taking off my cell phone.

Adrian is asleep and I just ran into the room and started poking him saying “BABE -KITTENS. KITTENS. LOOK AT THE KITTENS. LET’S GET A KITTEN. YES” 
he clearly loves me right meow. 

stuffaboutminneapolis:

Kittens at the Animal Humane Society in Golden Valley (2011)

Today seems like a good day to post old pics that I’m taking off my cell phone.

Adrian is asleep and I just ran into the room and started poking him saying “BABE -KITTENS. KITTENS. LOOK AT THE KITTENS. LET’S GET A KITTEN. YES” 

he clearly loves me right meow. 

Why are people sad? That’s simple. They are the prisoners of their personal history. Everyone believes that the main aim in life is to follow a plan. They never ask if that plan is theirs or if it was created by another person. They accumulate experiences, memories, things, other people’s ideas, and it is more than they can possibly cope with. And that is why they forget their dreams. ― Paulo Coelho (via girlinlondon)

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luckyshirt:

People pay me to talk about productivity.

luckyshirt:

People pay me to talk about productivity.


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