city swede: Archive

Dec 31st

neutralangel asked: Lest you think OkCupid (or any dating site) is only bad for the women, let me just share with you the "About Me" of a girl I got a message from:

"My name is Ashley im 21 years old and I love to party and love to lisson to all kind of music. I mostly lission to Rap and R&B. I work with kids a lot and love them i plain on have a few kids some day and im goin to be...

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this is incredibly vapid of me, but whatever

i love that feeling after i’ve washed my face and carefully taken off my remaining eye makeup with little makeup remover soaked q-tips and then put on my night eye cream and i have NOT A SINGLE glimpse of a wrinkle. Oh man, it’s a wonderful young little feeling.

Dec 30th

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New Years Eve is coming up.

stephanieawesome: I want so badly for it to be special. I want to have fun. I want to go out and do something exciting and dance and sing and drink. I want to kiss someone who’s actually a good kisser and makes me feel special, even for 20 seconds. I want to feel like the new year is going to be something new and exciting and worthwhile. I want to wake up on New Years day and just know that this...

Dec 30th

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goodbyesounds-deactivated201102 asked: Im pathetic too. But i actually have met some really cool people on that site

Dec 30th

goodbyesounds-deactivated201102 asked: Im pathetic too. But i actually have met some really cool people on that site

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kaelarae: jesusbreakaway: joshh: herpyerderp: thiswillnotdefineus: 17 year old Imitating Lil Wayne, Drake, and Eminem freestyle. His voice is right on for each of them. so sick. this is nuts OH FUCK! OMFG WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOW HOLY SHIT that is fucking ridik. WATCH THIS.

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XOXO

MOM: Guess who's super hot mom just spotted Blair's stepdad slurping noodles at a japanese joint in Chelsea. xoxo Gossip Mom

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fat lips, fat checks.

i continue to be astonished that angelina jolie has played the same character in at LEAST 47 movies and people just watch her anyways. she’s a sexy spy! she’s a sexy cop! she’s a sexy FBI agent! she’s a sexy and emotionally unavailable woman in a predominately male dominated work field, in which she continually and exponentially out-performs them! it’s so fresh, such...

Dec 29th

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NOT OK, CUPID.

Dec 29th

do you ever just have one of those days when your...

Dec 29th

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I can't fucking stop laughing

at the “stop clubbing, baby seals” picture of the baby seals on the disco floor. It will be the death of me.

Dec 29th

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Oh my gosh guys

So updates in my life: 1. I made an OKcupid account and I am officially pathetic. 2. I got a giant bag of frozen blueberries today and I’m going to make mother fucking blueberry buckle.

Dec 29th